Heroes? /Hucksters? by Grand Cherokee

[Gerry]

How the mighty have fallen..and how the Flakey have risen

Possible T.V Commercials:

..and so it begans...



*cue the Big Guy*

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"Your on....!"

"Hi I am Matt. You may have seen me in such shows as...Mysterious Encounters. I am here tonight in your livingroom to give you a message of hope and understanding..in these trying times when types such as Biscardi are vieing for your hard earned dollar. Well..all I have to say about that is...!"

*cue dance girls and falling confetti Strike up the band *

"I will not be undersold!!!! Everyone who comes on a future Sasquatch Expeditions will receive a complimentary copy of the Memorial Day video, along with a handy set of measuring sticks! As well as a relatively new track suit!
Plus! If you sign up for our September Seat Sale..I will include a copy of the Marble Mountain encounter. As well as a nifty hooded sweater, as depicted in that very movie.

Never gone on a "cruise to foreign shores??

Now in this one time offer....
This month only, you can receive all of the above when you take the Bellingham ferry into Canadian waters and get dropped off on the North Coast. Busses will be there with your special gifts placed under the seats as you are whisked away to glamorous Sechelt. That's right! A three day stop over at the latest hot spots of that prestine wilderness!

[Complimentary Rene Dahinden dash mount statues and medallions ,to the first 100 callers! ]

Don't delay..seats are going fast........!"

Biscardi. "Hey! Can you believe this guy? He's gonna give us all a bad name! Turn off the tv!"

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T.V Commercial 2




"OK! Cue Tom in....
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"Hi! My name is Thomas Biscardi..that's right..rhymes with ...Bacardi!
I am the organizer and chief spokes-person for G.A.B.Y. Great American Bigfoot Yadda-Yadda...
I have come into your livingroom and kitchen and bedrooms today to invite one an all to ' Happy Camp '...it is sort of like.. Neverland.. for those people who could not afford those expeditions up into Canada...but without the early morning raids and arrest warrants which either of those are susceptible to.!

What I intend to show you is the best of reality tv!! Live streaming video which has the best aspects of Survivor..with all of the appeal of The Apprentice and the quality of Fox News!
Want to see yourself on tv? Then come on down to Happy Camp and share the stage and the red carpet..all at competitive prices.
There will be thrills, chills and spills! Drama. Personal interaction as you ride our mini-railway through the brush! "All aboard the Bigfoot Express! Ha! Ha!
There will be a discussion on myth and facts with regards to how much money you would have to spend as an individual to actually see a real Bigfoot or to spend a weekend with them in their nest! We call it the Ostman Package!!
As an entertainment and curiosity factor,Bigfoot is bigger than King Kong, and bigger than Godzilla, bigger then the Beatles" Ha! Ha! Ha!
Folks at home might not realize this..but after I recently appeared as a guest on AM radio, on July 14th, there were over a million hits to the Great American Bigfoot Yadda-yadda website, crashing our website and several affiliated
websites! Ha! Ha! Ha!
That's right folks! Pigs were seen flying in Saginaw! And in Columbus, Ohio a news station did a remote broadcast from a frozen area of Hell! Such is the power of the message that I am trying to get out to you today.
So come on down to Happy Camp. You Moms don't need to worry about leaving your kids in our Susie Sasquatch Play School! And you dads will appreciate our Hoot n' Holler Beer gardens! You can even bring the in-laws! these critters love fresh bait! Ha! Ha! Ha! Just kidding!
You don't know what you'll be missing..that is why I am here to tell you......"

[We're running out of time Tom! ]


"Just come on down and I'll make you a t.v star! Forget Star Search. You got it all right here..withoug that obnoxious Simon!
And remember! the name is Biscardi...that's right..rhymes with Bacardi!"


[ On the other side of the country....]

"Mr. Moneymaker,Sir. Do you wish me to turn off the t,v. Sir?

"No. Leave it on! Hell...that boy is good! We need more like him. Do we have any more of those Curator certificate thingys left?"

"Yes Sir. A new batch were freshly printed this morning.."

"Excellent! ...put Bacardi's name on one and send it to that address at the bottom of the screen!"

"Er..Sir..that would be Biscardi would it not.

"How long have you been with me Smikes?"

"Er..12 days Sir...."

"Then your deeds to your house and valueables have not been signed over to our Membership Secretary,as of yet, I take it?"

"ER...no Sir. It should take a week or so more.."

"Then what gives you the right to correct me?"

"Yes Sir! Hello..Susan..would you Fedex a Curator certificate to a Tom Bacardi..at the following address...

"Excellent!"

[lookoutman7]

GC-

Nice touch on this. I saw something like this during
the 60's - different products and players of course.
(Just kidding!)

It's actually turning into a disgrace. I mentioned it
on the 'Hype' thread last year. When little is turned
up in this Field, some may stoop to any measure -
losing all credibility. We are seeing the results of what
happens when you can't outdo your last lie or promise.

I'll mention it once again. A gentleman such as Bob
Gimlin should cut his ties with an Organization that
makes bold claims and fabrications. Some real people
and Researchers are leaving the BFRO. But this is only
the cutting edge. There are many individuals and
Groups that hinder actual research on this creature. You
can actually start to see the result of this phenomena start to duplicate itself. Besides new sightings, and the
possibility of a new technique, or maybe added
technology, this is starting to border (it's been said
before.) The actual Sasquatch is making a laughing-
stock of many. Some people are dreaming up things,
and trying to tie it into the Bigfoot scheme.

Heaven forbid...when real contact is made - you watch
the animals come out then. We may well see a new
species of man? And I don't mean the Squatch.

lookoutman

[vilnoori]

Hey, is anyone here following the hoopla on Youtube about the possible bf body found in GA?

Article at Cryptomundo:

www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/bf-accidentally-fd/

Any opinions? Or shall we just wait and see?

[Deleted]

Well in 1 month it said they would begin posting their finds to the public. So we can see then, if this is a publicity event, or if there is any concrete evidense to support his claim. I look forward to it, but I am skeptical. If it were a real sasquatch corpse, it would sure be exciting to study.
Though what are the odds on finding such a body in Georgia, I would have thought (in my mind anyways) that the first body or live specimen would be captured in washington state, or bc, etc.